Half fry bina palti(sunny side up!)

*Spoiler alert* - The post doesn't contain any Sunny leone jokes,description or pictures(for the Indian perverts only)

The breakfast is served!
Sunny side up with bread butter toast!I did order hot coffee. But it's  running late . Oh, this isn't me being cynical ,I am just stating .But I loved the wait. I swear I'm not  being sarcastic. And I keep saying that because I sound  sarcastic in my head.
You know you are in this freakishly classy restaurant.  You order a strawberry cheese cake(thank you Lord for the fuckall good food we eat) so anyways the cheese cake is here. You are salivating over it like a starved pig. Finally you take that sharp fork and slay that cheese cake down. I'll tell you where the fucked up part comes. You wanna take big chunks of that awfully sexy cheese cake because it's only then can you enjoy the freakin cake but  u don't want it to finish ever!never ever! Then  you decide to take small bites.
Oh, but what satisfaction does that small bite of that mind boggling cheese cake will give . You can't even reminisc over the cake. The bite is that small. Ok , you get the point right!  Basically u are confused to take the fast lane to reach the destination and have fun there or take the long road and have the experience called life!
Yup ,this is what food and the wait for coffee and the strawberry cheese cake teaches me about life!
In one word 'choas'! In my head I mean! The beautiful mess called life.

What's life for me you ask?
Those moments where you are waiting for the coffee.  When it comes it's not Starbucks . But still it's perfect. 
Life is that wait for seat beside me to be filled by someone ,or not!
That weird thought of standing on the chair in the library and singing the national anthem.(obviously people are  staring at you and deducing which pathological brain disorder does the female have!)
The long drive with your best friend  after puking out your guts due the hangover you have from last night!
The pathetic 'poha' you and your bestie try to mend making it more of a fat  ozzing dish!
Life is that crazy scare you get at 3 am in the night because you are still hung over on 'Exorcism of Emily Rose'.
Life is that call to your dad and the flattering shit you talk with him to make him transfer money to your  bank account. 
Life is that cribbing you do about ur mental incapability to study to that geek friend  who knows it all!
That moment when you have taken the blood pressure of a patient correctly! And finally u have heard the fetal heart beat!

When you know the answer and someone else answers it!
When you eat 5 bucks ka cupcake by making it more of a perfect desert by applying Nutella over it. Lots of Nutella!
Life is that time when your friends are trying to console you about the fact that you arent fat and just healthy; where you know for a fact that  you are  fat!

Life is when you decide to sing on stage in front of an audience of 500(who are your peers and you shouldn't embarrass your self in front of them at least)

And still you go on stage ,the orchestra starts playing in the background .The ideal situation would be to start singing ( be it like a frog croaking or a nightingale  singing).

And Instead of all those options you start laughing on stage.And even four years of exile from public life , people still remember it!

 Life is that random whatsapp message your mom sends with weird smileys and an "I love you" with it!

P.s- I keep editing thto post over and over to correct the freakin spelling mistakes!